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the NG Calculator the NG Calculator

Rated 4 / 5 stars


lol, its a good thing, but I bet my account isnt really worht this much. If anyone wanted to buy it for that much, id deffinately sell it.

Half-Life 2 Quiz Half-Life 2 Quiz

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


it was a good quiz, presented well, but some questions were a bit random and hard and some were easy (example who do you play as, everyone who has heard of HL2 should know this, and some like how does father grigori laugh and what day was EP1 released on were a bit hard)

Pandemic: American Swine Pandemic: American Swine

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


reminds me of pandemic 2. It was kinda boring though, and half way through I was just like "ahh fuck it" and stopped vacinating everyone and nuked loads of major cities lol

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This is the Only Level This is the Only Level

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I love all your games, jmtb02! I got 12:55 and 77 deaths. Some levels were really hard like the dark one, gravity stripes, and the collapse one took me ages, but it was fairly easy once you figured out what you needed to do

SAS: Zombie Assault 2 SAS: Zombie Assault 2

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


nica game, im actually working on a game like this at the moment. This is very mcuh like zombies on CoD5, with the baricades, radar, ranks, grenades, waves, and unlockable areas, and even some of the guns are the same. 10/10 for gameplay but -3 for lack of originality.

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Fragger Fragger

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


this is a great game, did it all except the second to last level without looking at the walkthrough. Only thing is, the grenades bounce/roll quite a bit, and its kinda hard to aim, but I suppose its all part of the gameplay. Also the fireworks at the end were good, presumeably all done with API?

NG Level Icon Maker V2 NG Level Icon Maker V2

Rated 5 / 5 stars


The first version was a bit simple, but this was perfect. It had a verry NG-ish feel to it, and a very wide selectino of icons, and then you can upload it to a website wich also looks very NG-like, and gets your username, and other users and see and vote on it! This is a great idea.

smokinjoeevil responds:

Thanks a lot. I tried a lot harder this time to make sure it had some solid features that made it easier to get graphics in the configuration you wanted. And the sharing of them was something I was determined to get in and working. It's actually the first part I built and what ultimately spurred me on to get the rest done.

Dynamic Systems Dynamic Systems

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

nice physics game

this is a ncie game, I spent like an hour designing a level too:
S5|58|348|-130|F,S5|13|328|0|F,S9|139 |54|0|F,S16|59|108|134|F,S5|65|168|-8 2|F,S15|171|144|0|F,S18|23|226|0|F,S1 |3|136|89|F,S5|1|366|-35|F,S16|90|233 |-138|F,S1|2|285|91|F,S16|315|404|-20 |F,S1|1|432|90|F,S18|54|450|0|F,S18|1 8|450|0|F,S18|36|450|0|F,S16|197|292|
45|F,S8|121|406|0|F,S16|223|352|-56|F ,S1|635|285.95|91|F,S1|565.9|378.85|-
Basket|321|336|0|F,S1|221|63|1|F,S3|5 5|1|0|F,S11|328|162|89|F,S9|249|294|0 ,S9|273|293|0|F,S16|135|146|86|F,S2|5 21.95|271.9|0|F,S19|448|393|0|F,S18|3 96|391|-11|F,S5|301|149|-25|F,S16|122 |382|180|F,S15|71|258|0|F,S16|92|287|
put the bolt so it holds the stel ball, and what should happen is this:
-the red ball should knock the hammer, launching the silver ball around the bend, then coming out near the hammers starting position, landing in the turning thing, dropping down, getting sprung up over the basket, missing the hammer, then rolling down and going into the gear wheel, then getting bounced up, getting caught by the fans, then blown around the corner, then bounced up and shot out, then dropping down the first curve, and shooting out straight into the basket. This dosent always work, and feel free to edit it.

Crush the Castle Crush the Castle

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

nice game

I love this game! Also, try my level:

3~w_s:365,360|w_s:364.9,225.05|w_s:43 8.35,360|w_s:440,224.95|f_s:401.7,156 .65|p_c:364.9,125|p_c:440,124.95|w_w:
293.25|p_t:648.4,-61.7|w_w:613.35,228 .35|w_w:686.65,228.35|f_w:650.05,161.
7|f_w:649.9,28.2|w_w:613.35,95|w_w:68 6.65,95|ws_w:613.3,-6.65|ws_w:686.65,
-6.7|fl_s:455,291.65|w_s:944.95,360.0 5|fl_s:858.4,290|w_s:868.35,361.7|w_s :945,221.65|w_s:866.7,221.65|f_s:905,
153.3|p_c:866.7,123.35|p_c:943.35,123 .3|p_s:476.65,261.7|p_s:833.35,263.35 |c_k:633.35,388.35|c_q:680.05,380|c_p :646.7,246.65|c_n:398.25,113.3|c_n:90 3.35,111.65|c_s:398.35,250|c_s:401.65 ,388.35|c_s:910,386.65|c_s:900,246.65 |c_n:648.35,114.95|c_s:581.7,381.65|c _s:723.35,383.35|

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Learn to Fly ! Learn to Fly !

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Yes finally got 6000 feet...

and on the 60th day too. Thanks for the tip by gravitygun "try first to reach 200 feet height (try going there vertically,not horizondically),then reach 0% resistance and ~150 mach. After that,when your height reaches ~50 KEEP HORIZONTICAL position even if it means 3% resistance" this really helps and also if you manage to save some rocket fuel for the last bit when you need it most. Its really hard though and just barely beatable, and I had fully upgraded everything. Its a shame you cant use your money for anything else, but thats another matter. Also a save feature would be nice, if you need help implementing that in another game, PM me. And when I got to 6000 feet, I did expect a better ending than that, but it was still quite cool.